The bean lady to be exact. We went to cattlemans steak house for my aunts birthday party this evening. Yes the entire mafia clan was there feasting on good food and engaging in great company as always. Theres supposedly a young girl that walks around screaming BEANS at this place. I was super interested in who this chick was. I never saw her. She was a no show. Maybe she was too shy. Maybe not though...seeing as how she screams BEANS at perfectly content strangers on a nightly basis. I'll catch her another time..no doubt. Besides the failure to see that lady, I ordered ribs. Lets list the reasons that I should not have gotten those:
1. I dont eat meat.
2. It was half a cow.
3. I could feed africa with the leftovers.
4. No one needs to consume that much beef in one sitting.
It was almost as if some spirit came over me and possessed me to order ribs. I dont eat meat so...this was rediculous. I had a spectacular laugh when the lady slammed down my cow fiesta in front of me. Pull myself together riiight?
I slept all day. I lied. Not all day. Woke up at 4 while the rest of the world was sleeping aaaand I worked until 9. I had my film final and that went cakely. Cakely? Anyways after I needed breakfast so I got hawaiin food. It reminded me of my old restaraunt I used to work at. Man that was good food. After I realized I couldnt hang enough to sit through lab. I bounced and came home. I'm not sure that was much better...check it...
My grandparents are at my house. My grandpa came to help my dad with the electrical stuff inside the house. I wanted to nap. I crawl in my room..aka cave ashley...and quietly put the covers over my head. No more than 5 minutes later my dad comes in and asks me if I know what he's up to. I emerged from my covers and quietly asked "no...do YOU know what IIII'M up to?" He laughed and apologized and surprisingly...kept on talking. I received a half an hour lecture from my dad and grandpa about a circuit breaker. PS...I dont reaaally care dudes. They had me cracking up. Apparently one is supposed to know what each switch in the circuit breaker leads to because there are numerous switches and each switch can only hold 8 plugs and 2 lights yadda yadda (I am now well versed in "electrical"..test me). Theeen came the fun part. For the next hour my dad had lights and clocks and tvs and radios and computers going off and on with the flick of a switch. We were each positioned in different rooms and had to yell what went off when he flipped it. My grandmas in the living room...I'm half sleeping in my room...and my grandpa is running around the other rooms. I was dying. They couldnt for the life of them figure this out. Ah...somewhere in the midst of the light show I managed to close my eyes and they managed to not try and pry them open with yet another lesson on electrical history of houses. Thank you. I slept for 4 hours. I'm a bear these days right? Anywho...when I woke up and emerged a second time...this time from the actual cave...I witnessed this...
Yes. Grandma was playing wii. I got jealous. Therefore....
We dueled. Shes a good golfer. I am not.
=] Days stay beautiful.
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